UK Football

Today marks the opening day of the 2005 UK football season, and a pastor-friend of mine, who is a Tennessee fan, sent me a list of UK football jokes that I would like to share with you all. I admit that UK football isn't great, although that COULD change this year if the impression given at the UK/UL game is consistent, and I find some of these jokes to be humorusly true.

Q. What's the difference between the Kentucky Wildcats & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. How do the Kentucky Wildcats count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.

Q. What do the Kentucky Wildcats & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Kentucky Wildcat out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Kentucky in case of a tornado?
A. To the Commonwealth Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Kentucky Wildcat with a SEC Football Championshipring?
A. A thief

Q. What's the difference between the Kentucky Wildcats and a dollarbill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many Kentucky Wildcats does it take to win a SEC FootballChampionship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SECFootball Championship?A. The Kentucky Wildcats.

Q. What do the Kentucky Wildcats and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the Kentucky Wildcats are going to run thefootball?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.